At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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