The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
now i know why i became what i already was.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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