This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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