Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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