I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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