my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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