I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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