you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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