Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's blow job season.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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