Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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