We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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