i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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