No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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