Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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