is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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