If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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