I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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