Sponge bath it is.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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