"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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