I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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