He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Dear god my vagina.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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