# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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