HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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