I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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