It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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