yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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