i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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