p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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