He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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