Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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