Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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