Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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