I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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