I need help removing her.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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