just come out here and I will go home with you...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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