Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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