only if we run a train.
done.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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