So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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