But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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