Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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