so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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