school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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