Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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