she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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