HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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