I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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