I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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