She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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