either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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