you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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